What do you miss the most about home?
RMan! How are your Rockets doing? When will you finally become a lawyer for the fishes and whales?Things I Miss:- Family / Friends- Consistent access to quality cheese- Lawns- Straight answers / honesty- Having a couch- Videogames- Food diversity- Fat people- Having a vehicle- Carpet
Sorry you miss those things. A couple of things have changed. Family and friends are still here but the cheese is now a generic brand and old, the lawn did what it always does and has a Burkinabe look and feel, there are still no straight answers and very little honesty (remember how everyone told you that you were going on a short flight to Iowa?), the new dog now owns the couch, the Wii's led light died (can they do that), there's now only tofu in the house, the fat person drove away with your car last week, and the new dog destroyed the carpet. Other than that, your parents are fine.Regards,The Neighbors